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The Testaments CLEARLY Predict The Closing Of Cornell in March 2020

March 18, 2020 /

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How to Ditch Your Hookup: A Comprehensive Guide

February 15, 2020 /

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Op-Ed: When is The Student Assembly Finally Going to Vote on Whether There is a Difference Between Making Holocaust Jokes and Just Literally Being Hitler?

December 20, 2019 /

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Hey you! Get your hand out of that cow and read our Fall 2019 Issue!

December 6, 2019 /

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7 Signs Your Partner May Be Cheating On You

November 12, 2019 /

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Gasping for Air: A Recap of the Presidential Debates, but it’s only the Ones who Sucked

October 15, 2019 /

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It’s Time to Replace the Constitution with Bread

July 3, 2019 /

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Be an iNtElLeCtUaL and Read Our Spring 2019 Issue!

May 16, 2019 /

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Students Suggest “Cornexit” in Succession of Successful Secession

April 2, 2019 /

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Day Trading: A Space Opera

March 28, 2019 /

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