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Day Trading: A Space Opera

By the Ghost of Adam Smith Disclaimer: I have no clue what day trading actually is, but it sounds illegal so I’ll run with it. Sorry, people who care about…

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March 28, 2019

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Students Suggest “Cornexit” in Succession of Successful Secession

In light of the overwhelming success of the Brexit movement, Cornell students have started a petition to secede from Ithaca. “Ithaca threatens Cornell’s sovereignty,” said Morris Johnson, a stupid freshman.…

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April 2, 2019

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Students Suggest “Cornexit” in Succession of Successful Secession

April 2, 2019 /

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Day Trading: A Space Opera

March 28, 2019 /

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How To Get Over Your Fear of Having Sex With Fruit

March 11, 2019 /

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Will This Kill Me?: A Guide to Pipe Safety

March 9, 2019 /

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Daddy Issues

March 4, 2019 /

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Can we keep dogs alive forever?

February 24, 2019 /

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6 Cool Animals to Spot Around Campus

February 17, 2019 /

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Why I don’t need love this week because of Indie Rock

February 13, 2019 /

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The Ultimate Foolproof Guide for Getting Laid

February 13, 2019 /

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Writing for the Cornell Lunatic is the New Punk Rock

February 11, 2019 /

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