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The Testaments CLEARLY Predict The Closing Of Cornell in March 2020

REPENT, sinners/business majors, for the END TIMES are upon us! With the cancellation of classes last Friday, ALL SIGNS pointing to the END OF DAYS have been met. One must…

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March 18, 2020

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Stop Fiend! I Order You to Read our Spring 2020 Issue at Once!

Bored of your tiny mind in quarantine or just need some kindling to light that totally legal bonfire? Check out our latest issue by clicking on the image below!

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July 1, 2020

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Cornell Announces Plans to Reopen Campus to 150% Capacity

Cornell administration announced their reopening plans for the Fall 2020 semester some of which have raised eyebrows among students, parents, and faculty. While other universities within the Ivy League are…

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July 14, 2020

Spring 2020 Issue

Fall 2019 Issue

Spring 2019 Issue

Cornell Announces Plans to Reopen Campus to 150% Capacity

July 14, 2020 /

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Stop Fiend! I Order You to Read our Spring 2020 Issue at Once!

July 1, 2020 /

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The Testaments CLEARLY Predict The Closing Of Cornell in March 2020

March 18, 2020 /

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How to Ditch Your Hookup: A Comprehensive Guide

February 15, 2020 /

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Op-Ed: When is The Student Assembly Finally Going to Vote on Whether There is a Difference Between Making Holocaust Jokes and Just Literally Being Hitler?

December 20, 2019 /

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Hey you! Get your hand out of that cow and read our Fall 2019 Issue!

December 6, 2019 /

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7 Signs Your Partner May Be Cheating On You

November 12, 2019 /

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Gasping for Air: A Recap of the Presidential Debates, but it’s only the Ones who Sucked

October 15, 2019 /

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It’s Time to Replace the Constitution with Bread

July 3, 2019 /

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Be an iNtElLeCtUaL and Read Our Spring 2019 Issue!

May 16, 2019 /

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