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By the Ghost of Adam Smith Disclaimer: I have no clue what day trading actually is, but it sounds illegal so I’ll run with it. Sorry, people who care about…

This is what I envision our future government will look like. As you can see, the word “Bread” is legibly written across an end piece of bread with ketchup on…