My first year living in Collegetown has been fantastic. I’m one of six guys living in a newly renovated house. Being quite political, it excites me to be at school…

In light of the overwhelming success of the Brexit movement, Cornell students have started a petition to secede from Ithaca. “Ithaca threatens Cornell’s sovereignty,” said Morris Johnson, a stupid freshman.…

This is what I envision our future government will look like. As you can see, the word “Bread” is legibly written across an end piece of bread with ketchup on…