Make hand sanitizer your new religion. Have at least three bottles of Purell on hand at all times and get a spray bottle attachment so you can give yourself a…

April 14th. National Ex Day. A day to reminisce about the good ole days of your first crush, first relationship, first kiss. On this day, you may reflect on your…

Court-Kay-Bauer: Freshman Bobby McBobberson, ’21, (it’s always the freshmen, innit) has been found guilty of drink-eating his two goldfish, Dr. Pepper and Barnacle, a lovely couple who had only just…