Ithaca, NY – University officials have recently added a new FWS based entirely on the usage habits of Yik Yak. Students will be encouraged to “ride the Yak” as part of each of their assignments. Essays will be graded for content, grammar, and Yakarma scores. As is customary with any FWS, initial enrollment will limited to 18 students, despite more than 30 lonely men registering their interest in an anonymous survey more than two weeks ago. According to the Writing Department, selections for the class will be prioritized by college, with Hotelies being given first priority because “students without real homework will tend to be successful in this seminar due to its focus on procrastination”.
PHIL 1205: Intercultural Dialogue in the Yik Yak Age, will be offered beginning in the spring 2015 semester. Other rumored additions to the FWS catalog include “PSYCH 1721: Tinder and the Modern Relationship”, and “WRIT 1120: Intro to Homework for Hotel Management Majors”. Both have been confirmed to be under development by university officials, but only PHIL 1205 has been confirmed to be offered for the upcoming spring semester.