Top 10 Things Every College Student Should Know!

  1. The quickest way to get to the airport is by plane
  2. Cell phones were actually invented in 1931 and old people are just really good at keeping secrets
  3. Staring at the sun between classes is a good way to remove the stress from your eyeballs
  4. Floss is for suckers
  5. Grades aren’t real. If you believe in grades you might as well believe in equality
  6. Eating alone is a power move that shows you take risks
  7. Networking is like masturbating with your personality
  8. Everyone loves fireworks
  9. Buy one get one free is a binding legal contract
  10. Every knife is a throwing knife if you don’t mind getting it dirty

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