Think you have the balls, ovaries, and everything and anything in between to write, design, draw, or manage business for us? Email email@example.com by 10:00 PM on Sunday, 9/17/17 with your name, graduating year, and the following:
- Attach 1-2 pages of written, humorous work. This can be something you have written and published in the past or something you write solely for this application.
- Submit 2 additional ideas for original content. Each idea should be 1-2 sentences in length.
- Attach 1-2 original art pieces or comics.
- Submit 2 additional ideas for original, humorous comics or artwork.
Designers (Layout Editors)
- Attach around 1 page of layout work or graphic designing that you’ve done.
- Send us your CV. (That’s douchespeak for résumé, which is douchierspeak for resume.)
- Anyway, send it to us. We promise we’ll actually read it.
If you’re applying for more than one of these roles, indicate which is your first choice, second choice, etc.
If you have any questions, email us! We look forward to learning more about what you can offer our esteemed publication.