A Sticker for Everyone! A Beginner’s Guide to Selecting the Perfect Bumper Sticker

Hate reading? Don’t want to actually say anything, but still want people to know you stand for…something…?

Why not try a trendy, new, “euro style” sticker!? With its minimalist approach, you’ll keep the yuppie stuck in traffic behind you occupied for hours attempting to de- cipher this cryptic gem! What does it mean? Maybe it’s your hometown? Maybe your college? …or maybe you just chose three random letters…

Are your polarizing views on sensitive topics getting you in hot water with the general public?

Fret not, just throw some confusing double negatives in there, and you’ll be golden! Who really has time to read these days anyway? Not choosing this bumper sticker wouldn’t not be a good idea, if you never tried to do it possibly!

Still afraid to voice your opinion?

Try tapping into what is perhaps the greatest tool in the bumper sticker enthusiasts arsenal. Raw. American. Sentimentalism. As long as you stick a few of these suckers along with your toxic spew, you could pretty much get away with murder! …
just an expression…but actually…

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