Now available for a limited time! Official Cornell Lunatic high-quality apparel available directly through University-approved vendor BSN Sports during a strict two-week window from September 2 through 18, 2026:
• Cornell Lunatic T-shirts: Because people tend to wear clothes.
• Cornell Lunatic Sweatshirts & Hoodies: Because Ithaca winters last eleven months.
• Cornell Lunatic Backpacks & Sports Bags: Because you need to carry all that ransom cash in something.
• Cornell Lunatic Baseball Caps: Because sometimes you need to hide your face from a professor or embarrassing hookup.
Click here to go to our shop link at https://bsnteamsports.com/shop/CU26HUMOR
Or don’t. Walk around campus naked for all we care.