Sorry, Our Fall 2026 Application Is Closed. Kaput. Finito.
To everyone who applied: Excellent judgment. Your zing and zest have been duly noted. We’ll be in touch shortly.
Missed the September 20 deadline? You’ll have to wait till next semester. We believe in second chances. Just not late applications. Next time, set an alarm clock, you knucklehead.
Can’t wait that long? If you really want to contribute a story, essay, screed, cartoon, or sonnet, stop by one of our weekly Thursday meetings, 5–6 p.m. in Goldwin Smith 164. We can’t make you a staff member, but we can certainly hand you a mop.
Questions? Email us! We’d love to hear from you. Surprise us. Why not?