Keep your eyes peeled to this pulldown menu link, because we’re busy jumping through hoops to release a storm of official Cornell Lunatic apparel from a University-approved vendor during a strict two-week window, ideally in September 2026:
• Cornell Lunatic T-shirts: Because people tend to wear clothes.
• Cornell Lunatic Sweatshirts & Hoodies: Because Ithaca winters last eleven months.
• Cornell Lunatic Backpacks & Sports Bags: Because you need to carry all that ransom cash in something.
• Cornell Lunatic Baseball Caps: Because sometimes you need to hide your face from a professor or embarrassing hookup.
Stay tuned for further details. Or don’t. Walk around campus naked for all we care.