I was born in Queens in forty-six
\nto a mean old dad and learned real quick
\nthat knives and bricks and stones and sticks
\n(although they\u2019re good for breaking hips)
\nare pale beside a well timed quip,
\na little snippet of insults dished
\n\u2019bout wives or looks or nervous tics,
\nand when they call you a bulbous prick
\nor say you\u2019re pulling dirty tricks,
\nremind them you\u2019ll wall out the spics\u2014
\nthey\u2019ll clap and cheer and tick, tick, tick,
\nyou\u2019ll scoop the Oval Office quick.<\/p>\n
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