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Ithaca, NY<\/b>\u2014A Hotel Management major was spotted doing homework in the Arts Quad on September 7, 2015. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

The first witness, who wishes to remain anonymous, recounts how his attempt to be friendly landed him in the hospital. As an engineering student, he had never met a Hotelie before. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI spotted her doing homework in the quad and decided to be friendly,\u201d he stated. \u201cWhen I asked her major, she said she was in Hotel Management. I don\u2019t remember anything past that\u2026 suddenly, I was in the hospital and they were asking me what happened.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Similar stories have been reported by the other six people hospitalized within that hour, with hospital officials reporting all seven show signs of shock including an increased pulse rate, dilated pupils, and fainting.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Hotelie declined to comment on this event.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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