Hey Will,
\nWhat gives?
\nYou sold me crummy pills.
\nI\u2019ve got two papers due tomorrow
\nThat I haven\u2019t started still.
\nI heard this stuff\u2019s the bomb
\nTo get your focus on.
\nWhy else would they pump pre-teens
\nWith isomers of methamphetamine?<\/p>\n
But I\u2019ve made six trips to Lowe\u2019s today
\nAnd my hair is turning gray.
\nI can\u2019t find anything in the shed
\n\u2019cept a Tom Clancy novel I\u2019ve already read.
\nAnd I can\u2019t stop humming the Grateful Dead
\nWhile visions of grill scrubbers dance through my head.<\/p>\n
What\u2019s that, you say? You sold me DADderall?
\nWell, now it all makes sense.
\nI think I\u2019ll go and comb my \u2019stache
\nAnd build a picket fence.<\/p>\n
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