{"id":2613,"date":"2026-07-10T22:57:53","date_gmt":"2026-07-11T02:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=2613"},"modified":"2026-07-10T23:36:08","modified_gmt":"2026-07-11T03:36:08","slug":"t-shirts-more","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=2613","title":{"rendered":"T-Shirts &amp; More"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Keep your eyes peeled to this pulldown menu link, because we\u2019re busy jumping through hoops to release a storm of official <em>Cornell Lunatic<\/em> apparel from a University-approved vendor during a strict two-week window, ideally in September 2026: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 <strong><em>Cornell Lunatic<\/em>  T-shirts:<\/strong> Because people tend to wear clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 <strong><em>Cornell Lunatic<\/em> Sweatshirts &amp; Hoodies:<\/strong> Because Ithaca winters last eleven months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022<strong> <em>Cornell Lunatic<\/em>  Backpacks &amp; Sports Bags:<\/strong> Because you need to carry all that ransom cash in something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 <strong><em>Cornell Lunatic<\/em>  Baseball Caps:<\/strong> Because sometimes you need to hide your face from a professor or embarrassing hookup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Stay tuned for further details.<\/strong> Or don\u2019t. Walk around campus naked for all we care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p> <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=2613\" title=\"T-Shirts &amp; More\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"class_list":["post-2613","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2613"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2627,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2613\/revisions\/2627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}