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Sorry! Our September window closed! We\u2019re only allowed to offer Official Cornell Lunatic<\/em> high-quality apparel directly through University-approved vendor BSN Sports during a strict two-week window, but we\u2019ll open another two-week window in time for the December holidays:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> T-shirts:<\/strong> Because people tend to wear clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> Sweatshirts & Hoodies:<\/strong> Because Ithaca winters last eleven months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> Backpacks & Sports Bags:<\/strong> Because you need to carry all that ransom cash in something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> Baseball Caps:<\/strong> Because sometimes you need to hide your face from a professor or embarrassing hookup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stay tuned to see when our shop link opens again at\u00a0https:\/\/bsnteamsports.com\/shop\/CU26HUMOR<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or don\u2019t. Walk around campus naked for all we care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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