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Coming soon! Official Cornell Lunatic<\/em> high-quality apparel available directly through University-approved vendor BSN Sports during a strict two-week window from September 2 through 18, 2026:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> T-shirts:<\/strong> Because people tend to wear clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> Sweatshirts & Hoodies:<\/strong> Because Ithaca winters last eleven months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> Backpacks & Sports Bags:<\/strong> Because you need to carry all that ransom cash in something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Cornell Lunatic<\/em> Baseball Caps:<\/strong> Because sometimes you need to hide your face from a professor or embarrassing hookup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stay tuned!<\/strong> Or don\u2019t. Walk around campus naked for all we care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our shop link opens September 2, 2026, at:\u00a0https:\/\/bsnteamsports.com\/shop\/CU26HUMOR<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Access code: CU26HUMOR<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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