{"id":1456,"date":"2022-02-14T17:08:25","date_gmt":"2022-02-14T22:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=1456"},"modified":"2026-09-21T00:19:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-21T04:19:38","slug":"apply-here","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=1456","title":{"rendered":"The Lunatic Wants You"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UyopXklt9C0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\" id=\"info-meeting\"><strong>Sorry, Our Fall 2026 Application Is Closed. Kaput. Finito. <\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">To everyone who applied: Excellent judgment. Your zing and zest have been duly noted. We\u2019ll be in touch shortly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Missed the September 20<sup>\u00a0<\/sup>deadline? You\u2019ll have to wait till next semester. We believe in second chances. Just not late applications. Next time, set an alarm clock, you knucklehead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Can\u2019t wait that long?<\/strong>&nbsp;If you really want to contribute a story, essay, screed, cartoon, or sonnet, stop by one of our weekly <strong>Thursday meetings, 5\u20136 p.m. in Goldwin-Smith 164<\/strong>. We can\u2019t make you a staff member, but we can certainly hand you a mop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Questions? <a href=\"mailto:thecornelllunatic@gmail.com\">Email us<\/a>! 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