{"id":1456,"date":"2022-02-14T17:08:25","date_gmt":"2022-02-14T22:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=1456"},"modified":"2026-07-15T14:04:49","modified_gmt":"2026-07-15T18:04:49","slug":"apply-here","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=1456","title":{"rendered":"The Lunatic Wants You"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Not really&#8230; Okay, maybe&#8230;<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Interview with Satan | Cornell Lunatic\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UyopXklt9C0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\"><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Frankly, we\u2019re just playing hard to get.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Founded in 1978, the <em>Cornell Lunatic <\/em>went quiet in 2024.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">It didn\u2019t die. The staff wasn\u2019t abducted by aliens. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We simply went into sleep mode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Now we\u2019re looking for the best writers, artists, cartoonists, designers, layout artists, business minds, astrophysicists, aristocrats, and people with unusual opinions about everything, like whether ontogeny really recapitulates phylogeny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Think you have what it takes to join Cornell\u2019s best and only humor magazine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">If you would like to learn more about us in person and meet some of our club members, we\u2019ll be holding an <strong>Organizational Meeting<\/strong>&nbsp;in the fall. Date, time, and location <strong>TBA.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">No experience, application, or blood sacrifice required.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Well, not this week anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Curious? To email for more information any time <a href=\"mailto:thecornelllunatic@gmail.com?subject=Cornell%20Lunatic%20Info\">click here.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p> <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?page_id=1456\" title=\"The Lunatic Wants You\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"class_list":["post-1456","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":42,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2631,"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1456\/revisions\/2631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}