Hey Will,
\nWhat gives?
\nYou sold me crummy pills.
\nI’ve got two papers due tomorrow
\nThat I haven’t started still.
\nI heard this stuff’s the bomb
\nTo get your focus on.
\nWhy else would they pump pre-teens
\nWith isomers of methamphetamine?<\/p>\n
But I’ve made six trips to Lowe’s today
\nAnd my hair is turning gray.
\nI can’t find anything in the shed
\n‘Cept a Tom Clancy novel I’ve already read.
\nAnd I can’t stop humming the Grateful Dead
\nWhile visions of grill scrubbers dance through my head.<\/p>\n
What’s that, you say? You sold me DADderal?
\nWell, now it all makes sense.
\nI think I’ll go and comb my ‘stache
\nAnd build a picket fence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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