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With its minimalist approach, you\u2019ll keep the yuppie stuck in traffic behind you occupied for hours attempting to de- cipher this cryptic gem! What does it mean? Maybe it\u2019s your hometown? Maybe your college? &#8230;or maybe you just chose three random letters&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 14\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p><strong>Are your polarizing views on sensitive topics getting you in hot water with the general public?<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 14\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p>Fret not, just throw some confusing double negatives\u00a0in there, and you\u2019ll be golden! Who really has time to read these days anyway? Not choosing this bumper sticker wouldn\u2019t not be a good idea, if you never tried to do it possibly!<\/p>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 14\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p><strong>Still afraid to voice your opinion?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Try tapping into what is perhaps the greatest tool in the bumper sticker enthusiasts arsenal. Raw. American. Sentimentalism. As long as you stick a few of these suckers along with your toxic spew, you could pretty much get away with murder! &#8230;<br \/>\njust an expression&#8230;but actually&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hate reading? Don\u2019t want to actually say anything, but still want people to know you stand for&#8230;something&#8230;? Why not try a trendy, new, \u201ceuro style\u201d sticker!? With its minimalist approach, you\u2019ll keep the yuppie stuck in traffic behind you occupied for hours attempting to de- cipher this cryptic gem! What does it mean? Maybe it\u2019s your hometown? Maybe your college? &#8230;or maybe you just chose three random letters&#8230; Are your polarizing views on sensitive topics getting you in hot water with the general public? Fret not, just throw some confusing double negatives\u00a0in there, and you\u2019ll be golden! Who really has time to read these days anyway? Not choosing this bumper sticker wouldn\u2019t not be a good idea, if you never tried to do it possibly! Still afraid to voice your opinion? Try tapping into what is perhaps the greatest tool in the bumper sticker enthusiasts arsenal. Raw. American. Sentimentalism. 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